You only get one shot at reviewing a Flash, so you should try making your reviews as deep and scholarly as possible. That 4000-word cap leaves room for plenty of literary possibilities, so flesh out your reviews so they become humongous-ass hard-to-read blocks of five-paragraph essay text.

I got bored today trolling the reviews of "Bowja From His Cashle," and I got pretty annoyed at the vast hill (not quite a mountain) of people who can't seem to write a review to save their lives. I'm talking about crap like, "I think this animation gave me syphillis..." or "WTF is this shit Oo," y'know what I mean? I mean, is it really that hard to write something intelligent? A dumb attempt at humor, like the above two quotes, really irks me, and is seriously not okay, at least not in my book.

So I took a couple of minutes to fill up some space on "Bowja's" review wall to relieve some of my boredom. Critique my writing, will you? : )

Wait, now that I think of it, are you allowed to edit your review after you write it? Do you actually get multiple shots at reviewing a Flash? If you are, and you do, then please tease me as mercilessly as possible, because I deserve it. Oh yeah, also if you think my writing is crappy...